Silly B5 Quote Conversation

[B5_Obsessed]

Originally Posted by Jan

"Understanding is a three-edged sword."

Jan

"I carry my sword in my hand. You carry yours in your heart and in your mind. As I see it, that gives you a two-to-one advantage in arms."

[Garibaldi's Hair]

Originally Posted by B5_Obsessed

"I carry my sword in my hand. You carry yours in your heart and in your mind. As I see it, that gives you a two-to-one advantage in arms."

"Impudent"

[raw_bean]

Originally Posted by Garibaldi's Hair

"Impudent"

Is there a reason for this or should I just go ahead and snap your hands off at the wrist?

[vacantlook]

Originally Posted by raw_bean

Is there a reason for this or should I just go ahead and snap your hands off at the wrist?

"I'm sorry. Here, open my wrists."

[RMcD]

Originally Posted by vacantlook

"I'm sorry. Here, open my wrists."

"You have two hands, do you not? Each equal and opposite."

[B5_Obsessed]

Originally Posted by RMcD

"You have two hands, do you not? Each equal and opposite."

"Physics tells us that for every action there must be an equal and opposite reaction. They hate us, we hate them, they hate us back. And so, here we are: victims of mathematics."

[Jan]

Originally Posted by B5_Obsessed

"Physics tells us that for every action there must be an equal and opposite reaction. They hate us, we hate them, they hate us back. And so, here we are: victims of mathematics."

"Zathras good at doings, not understandings."

Jan

[WorkerCaste]

Originally Posted by Jan

"Zathras good at doings, not understandings."

Jan

But understanding is not required, only obedience.

[RMcD]

Originally Posted by WorkerCaste

But understanding is not required, only obedience.

"Aren't you late for a Bund meeting or something?"

[KoshToo]

Originally Posted by RMcD

"Aren't you late for a Bund meeting or something?"

Being a little melodramatic aren't you?"

[Jan]

Originally Posted by KoshToo

Being a little melodramatic aren't you?"

"Boom. Boom-boom. Boom-boom-boom. BOOM! Have a nice day."

Jan

[RMcD]

Originally Posted by Jan

"Boom. Boom-boom. Boom-boom-boom. BOOM! Have a nice day."

Jan

"I'd rather have my tonsils taken out through my ears."

[KoshToo]

Originally Posted by RMcD

"I'd rather have my tonsils taken out through my ears."

"As a doctor, I have to say that is totally unrealistic."

[Jan]

Originally Posted by KoshToo

"As a doctor, I have to say that is totally unrealistic."

LOL! That's a good one. There can only be one response to that:

"Purple!!"

Jan

[KoshToo]

Originally Posted by Jan

LOL! That's a good one. There can only be one response to that:

"Purple!!"

Jan

(It came from Crusade, hope it isn't cheating )

"Green!"