Hey, c'mon, trust me...I would never tell you anything that was not
in your best interests....

jms

And of course, if I said I would lie, who's to say I was telling the
truth when I said I would lie? I might've been lying about lying; why
should I tell the truth about that? Or this? Or perhaps I'm being
totally truthful, in which case I will cop to admitting being untruthful
in this eventuality.

I need a vacation.

jms