"When I look in my coffee cup at 3 a.m....I see a brilliant but
EVIL author at his computer."

Hmmm....it's only 2:37 a.m. as I read this...so clearly this must
be referring to someone other than me.

"Behind him, tentacles are waving in the shadows."

Yes, definitely someone elAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

jms