>1. Have you finished writing the last three scripts for the 5th season?
>
No.

>2. Does Claudia Christensen have a guest shot anywhere in Season 5?
>
No, and who is Claudia Christensen?

>3. What exactly is Thirdspace supposed to be about? No spoilers please
>
Then don't ask.

>4. Do you find me attractive?
For what purpose?
>4b. Do you need a poorly paid lackey to beat people up and clean your boots?
No.
>4c. Can I be your friend?
Not without you contravening the restraining order.

>5. Well there be a security guard named Kenny who will die before the end of
every episode in season 5?
No.
>5b. If so can I play Kenny?
>
Only if you will consent to being eaten by rats afterward.

>6. Is your talent on loan from god like Rush Limbaugh's?
No, I get to keep mine.
>6b. Can I have some of the enormous sums of cash you must have?
What enormous sums of cash? This ain't a real network, son.
>
>7. Shoes. What's the deal?
>
They're supposed to make it harder for you to swallow your foot.

>Now that I am done with my serious questions I have a few that I am
>legally obligatted to ask under the terms of the 1988 Arms Reduction Act:
>
>Why?
Because.
>Frog's Ass: watertight or simply waterproof?
What you do in the privacy of your home is your concern.
>Wrestling: fake or pretend?
Kabuki Theater.
>

jms

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