I deeply resent this implication. I have never even been in the
same *room* as myself, have never allowed myself to have access to any of
my material, and the notion that I would stoop to using such second-rate
material is a simple affront. If I find out that I've been spreading this
vicious rumor, be assured that I will track me down and beat me senseless
until it stops.
I really need a break....