Dear Matthew:

So I log onto GEnie and see in my gateway 300+ messages, many of them
titled "B5 Isn't SF", starting with a three-part meganote. "Oh, no, not
another pointy-head starting an argument," I decide. So I wait, and wait,
until I've cleared my desk, and I can sit down and decide whether or not to
do battle, or simply reply with, "So what's your point?"

Then I read what's actually contained in your messages.

I can't decide whether to laugh or drive a semi-truck over your
house.

So I've decided to do both.

See you in...oh...about an hour....

jms