OKAY, OKAY, SO CHRIST AND THE TWO ME'S WERE IN ON THE MUSIC SPOTTING
SECTION! I ADMIT IT! ANYBODY ELSE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

...sigh...I can't win.

Typos have always been the bane of my existence. I once did a humor
column for the university newspaper. Did an Easter column. Wrote,
"Celebrated Easter by running down a rabbit." Okay, not great humor, but
what do you expect in college? One problem: due to a typesetting typo,
the column comes out reading, "Celebrated Easter by running down a rabbi."

The Jewish Student Union -- in the person of five very large men
waiting for me when I arrived, all unknowing, on campus the next
morning -- was *not* amused.

sjm